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Olivia. Born June 9th 1998. Canadian.

I post a variety of different things on my main blog, most of which are things I find funny.
Posted on 20th Jul at 10:24 AM, with 51,995 notes

missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

missbrostrider:

i wAS WEARING MY DIRK COSPLAY AND MY AUNT CAME OVER AN HOUR EARLIER SO SHE DIDNT KNOW WHO I WAS SO I JUST SAID THAT I WAS DATING MYSELF AND NOW SHE LEGIT THINKS IM DATING SOME GUY WITH TRIANGLE SHADES

UPDATE: SHE ASKED MY PARENTS ABOUT IT AND I THINK MY MOM FORGOT ABOUT THAT COSPLAY SO SHE GOT ALL CONFUSED AND STARTED QUESTIONING ME  AND MY DAD WAS JUST IN THE BACKGROUND LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

which of you lil shits brought this back

Posted on 20th Jul at 10:17 AM, with 167,359 notes

200degreemrfahrenheit:

Series of paintings discovered in an abandon mental asylum in Italy.

Posted on 20th Jul at 10:14 AM, with 206,936 notes

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

Posted on 20th Jul at 10:10 AM, with 26,598 notes

gabrielthearch-angel:

pancaikes:

diabetic-homeless-hookers-18:

bucketofboners:

Girls, wearing dresses made of cheese, posing in front of cars.

what

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

Welcome to GISHWHES.

Posted on 20th Jul at 10:08 AM, with 54 notes
official-kitten:

Someone a while ago asked about my blades but I’ve been at my dad’s house so finally I’m at my moms busy washing my sheets and took this opportunity to share my small collection of edged weaponry. There’s a few missing that I left at my dad’s house and yee I love them.
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official-kitten:

Someone a while ago asked about my blades but I’ve been at my dad’s house so finally I’m at my moms busy washing my sheets and took this opportunity to share my small collection of edged weaponry. There’s a few missing that I left at my dad’s house and yee I love them.

Tagged: #want,
Posted on 20th Jul at 10:04 AM, with 219,930 notes
night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies


Am I the only one that adores this?

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Am I the only one that adores this?

Posted on 20th Jul at 10:03 AM, with 236,962 notes

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

Posted on 20th Jul at 8:42 AM, with 429,348 notes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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