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Olivia. Born June 9th 1998. Canadian.

I post a variety of different things on my main blog, most of which are things I find funny.
Posted on 13th Oct at 12:59 AM, with 137,919 notes
jackfrostciicle:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl
We’re both girls

oh my god
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jackfrostciicle:

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

oh my god

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:41 AM, with 753,326 notes

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:40 AM, with 356,452 notes

houseofh0rr0rs:

marauders4evr:

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

Tim Burton ❤️

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:39 AM, with 137,551 notes

luna-leona:

alaskaroths:

Let’s talk about these double standards here.

Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas. Both former disney stars. Both adults now. Both trying to express their real selves and get out of their disney phases.

When Miley started the transition, she got so much hate. Every celebrity news site was calling her a whore, saying how “inappropriate” it was for the former Hannah Montana star to be showing off her body in such a way, and even making fun of and shaming her body type. 

When Nick Jonas recently released these photos of himself grabbing his fucking dick, he got such a positive response. "Nick Jonas Grabs His Junk, Shows Off His Abs and Happy Trail in New Flaunt Photos" Everyone’s calling him “eye-candy”, and encouraging him. No one’s calling him a slut. No one’s calling him a whore. No one’s saying he’s a “bad role model”. 

I mean, just look at these two headlines and tell me this is fair treatment.

I’m so beyond done with this shit.

The media is seriously full of crap!

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:37 AM, with 181,427 notes

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

image

that works

i just got it back today

image

mission accomplished

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:36 AM, with 239,478 notes
suchacard:

beautilation:

X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens.

Yknow how sometimes life is just so cool you can’t even believe that things work
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suchacard:

beautilation:

X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens.

Yknow how sometimes life is just so cool you can’t even believe that things work

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:34 AM, with 188,288 notes

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:34 AM, with 272,618 notes

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:30 AM, with 164,901 notes

rapunzelie:

urukohai:

punk-roque:

tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do

we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely

1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest

Posted on 8th Oct at 1:29 AM, with 75,545 notes

minty-pegasus:

lyricallyicarus:

tangarang:

are there any benefits to turning 17? 16 was driving,18 is adult hood.

there is none

its the null year. 

you become a dancing queen

young and sweet

only seventeen

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